Ok, so me and some friends are going to hike this bigass temple/cave/mountian place and at the entryway this dude has a baboon chained to some rocks... Me being a easily impressed white person tried to get closer to take a picture of it, once they words "hello mr. baboon" were out of my mouth the demonseed jumped off his rock SCREAMING and lunged at me, grabbing me by the collar and proceeding to slap the crap out of me. In fear of being scratched/bitten I PALMED A FUCKING BABOON IN THE TEMPLE and he released me and I fell back as his chain pulled on his neck.
I never knew just how fucking HUGE their fangs were until that experience.
El Baboono del Diablo as I called him...
Why in the crap would you walk up to a baboon!? Those things are vicious!
ReplyDeletewow dude, thats some scary shit
ReplyDeletelolol wtf
ReplyDeletePoke him in the eye!
ReplyDeletewow, scary bro
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! You deserved that, his name is Mr.John... No wonder he got pissed off :<
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what the shit, a baboon as a watchdog, what?
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy!
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