Messing with the critters

This is Scully, she was more than happy to wear a handkerchief around her neck like a country dog...

The cat on the other hand.... was not amused.

Video time!

Well it's a rainy day here and I just got soaked from head to toe chasing the chickens around the yard trying to get them into the coop, because chickens are retarded and like to stand in the rain...I don't feel very up to being creative after that so here's a video post today. Be sure to check out the rest of the videos on my channel as well! http://www.youtube.com/user/Dyld0g

Here's a high school version of me exploring the world of homemade pyrotechnics.

Living with a goat

This is the goat I live with.

"Oh hi!"

Like most baby animals he started out adorable and innocent. With few warning signs as to the shenanigans that he would commit.

"When I grow up I'm going to shit all over EVERYTHING!"

This goat has a few favorite pastimes, among them is pooping, eating, pooping more, ramming his horns into things and knocking stuff over. Occasionally he will become stuck in things and this makes for great entertainment.

Hilarity ensues

To summarize a goat is a interesting pet to have. There are pros,  he is a biological lawnmower  and I guess their crap is good for gardening or something... and there are cons as well, such as the noise of him ramming the house, him destroying things by jumping on them, and of course... the poop.

Also this is what greets me when i look out the window of the back porch door.

"I must feed mortal"

The dead look in his eyes still creeps me out...

Too much to handle

Found this along the shore at the lake.  Apparently a bird had a bit of a malfunction with his dinner.

Its neck is buried in the sand... but yes that is a fish jammed in its throat.

Tips for not sucking at being a student in a recession.

With this whole "The Depression Strikes Back" Sequel to American history going on...
Here's a few money saving tips I see fit to pass on, cause guess what all you emo kids? ever hear of something called a deficit? yeah... THAT. There's something will give you a reason to whine.

"Hello future generations! I am looking forward to sliding down your gullet..."

1. Don't put a 5.99 pizza from little ceasar's on your student credit card.

The problem with using a credit card for small purchases is that unless you pay your balance off almost as soon as you do it, that those small purchases gain interest.  The small choices you make now, can be a burden to you.

Much like the unwanted child you made on the last night of finals week, They will drain you slowly over the years

If you are just making the minimum payments and using your card alot then eventually you will find you have paid likely double what your crappy pizza costed.   Just pay cash for insignificant crap and be done with it, or just do without.


2. If you have any assets don't ever put them in the clutches of dumb-asses.

Got a digital camera? a laptop? a car? Something else nice? Thats dandy!
When someone asks to borrow it SAY NO. People tend to be less careful with thing's that are not theirs.

"Hey bro thanks for letting me use your ride, does it always get so overheated though?"

I know it's hard to turn down a "bro" when they wana borrow your wheels, take your camera to a party, or what not, but hey if they screw up, it's YOU who are going to be shit out of luck. Even if they offer to replace your stuff,  you still have to wait for them to deliver.


3. The Dollar tree exists for a number of reasons.

Some things you really should pay more then a dollar for.  Meat and dairy products are among them.

Pictured: Value.

However, the vast majority of random crap we buy can be found at these stores, Dish soap, paper towels, basic ingredients, toiletries, snacks...  The list goes on.  and when comparing the quality  It's pretty much the same.   I mean really, do you want to pay more than 99 cents for freaking scotch tape?

I would not suggest buying a 99 cent home pregnancy test though.  Yes they exist. You might be better of asking witch doctor to pour ashes onto your uterus.  If either of these actually predict a pregnancy correctly I will stand corrected.

4. RAMEN IS FREAKING AWESOME.

You knew this was coming...Heres some things to do with ramen.

A: Boil it in water, add season packet and whatever else, eat it

B :Be a man, eat that demonseed straight out of the bag with the seasoning.

C. Use it on salads ect. as your "crunchy" element, A master chef is you!

D. Build a monument to your own loneliness and despondency out of unopened packets, supported by empty toilet paper rolls and beer cans.  Wonder if life will get better  (It wont.)

E. Create a gauntlet of crunchy noodle pieces around your valuables at night. The sound of intruders stepping on the "noodle mines" will alert you to danger.

F. Save the flavor packets as a form of currency in the coming post apocalyptic world. Oriental will be the most valuable, chicken will be like the bottom tier.

Well that's all for now. Just something to think about.
Now if you will excuse me I'm going to make a deposit into the packet vault.

"Shit... I'm running low on beef flavor..."

Turtle Time!!!!

"I FREAKING LOVE FLOWERS!"

"MMMMM CORN MY FAVORITE!"

"OMG STRAWBERRIES! OM NOM NOM!"

"Oh crap I think I ate too much..."

A drawing

Drew this in my Oceanography class.... we happened to be talking about precipitation so I put my own spin on it...

OM NOM NOM

They're magically delicious!

It's eggplant carrots and sweet fried corn in the shape of a little island lol

mmm chicken feet... the little meaty bits on a stick above it is some dog lol

The green things in the middle were my fav, spicy marinated gound beef and spices stuffed into a peppers...

mmm veggies and pickled pork fat! actually good

These may look like someone castrated a martian... they are actually a fruit called Durian  tastey but smells horrific one you brake the skin.  They actually ban them on public transport!

My nemesis

Ok, so me and some friends are going to hike this bigass temple/cave/mountian place and at the entryway this dude has a baboon chained to some rocks...  Me being a easily impressed white person tried to get closer to take a picture of it, once they words "hello mr. baboon" were out of my mouth the demonseed jumped off his rock SCREAMING and lunged at me, grabbing me by the collar and proceeding to slap the crap out of me.  In fear of being scratched/bitten I PALMED A FUCKING BABOON IN THE TEMPLE and he released me and I fell back as his chain pulled on his neck.

I never knew just how fucking HUGE their fangs were until that experience.

El Baboono del Diablo as I called him...

DEMONSPAWN

So when i was in china i was in this museum in the city with little replica's of what the villages around the area used to look like.  i got close to the glass and THIS jumped out of the window of one of the little buildings and hit the glass